Poor little old Ann Coulter:
Coulter, 45, has called Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards a ''faggot'' and said she wished he would be killed by terrorists. She once said President Clinton ''could be a lunatic'' and wrote of a group of widows of men killed in the World Trade Center that she had 'never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much.''
So maybe it came as no surprise when somebody delivered a greeting card to her home in March with this salutation: ``You self-aggrandizing -- sociopath!! The only thing left after a nuclear war are you and cockroaches.''
Gosh, that's so harsh! Considering she's a violence-mongering "woman" who said the best way to talk to is with 2x4's, why is she upset? If she talks so tough, what's she scared of?
I suppose this fellow is just SCAAAAARY:
In June 2006, Coulter received several nonthreatening but antagonistic phone messages from an Alameda, Calif., man whom she did not know.
''Hey, Ann, now that you've moved to Florida and you're in your 40s, did you know that you can join the Florida National Guard?'' the man, later identified as Brian Hatoff, 58, said in one message.
``Oh, I forgot, you and your rotund buddy down the street [an apparent allusion to radio commentator Rush Limbaugh] and the vice president, you're all registered chicken hawks. You love war until you have to put your own ass on the line. I don't call that patriotism. I call it cowardice.''
I'd hardly call that threatening. And after police traced the number to the follow who made that call, he never called her again. Another law-abiding and polite "liberal".
Me? Well, I'd say live by the sword, die by the sword. If she wants to talk to us with 2x4's, I don't see why we shouldn't talk to her with 2x4's. After all, it's her choice of communication with us, not ours, right? I'm not saying I would ever bash her with a 2x4 -- I'm a peace loving and law-abiding moderate (which today means "extreme lefty"). But if somebody DID happen to talk to her with a 2x4, I'm just saying, to borrow a line from Chris Rock -- "I'd understand!"
This woman deserves to be tarred and feathered and run out of town. But oh yeah, she lives in the neighborhood with Rush "It's Okay to be a Drug Addict If You're a Republican" Limbaugh. Hm, you'd think she'd be pretty safe in that neighborhood. Maybe big tough "a pimple on my ass got me out of Vietnam" Rush (not even his real name) could protect her! I mean, why shouldn't he protect her?
The evening of March 25 she heard somebody screaming from a vacant lot next door: ``Ann Coulter is a big [expletive].''
Coulter called police, then went downstairs and locked a door. When police arrived, the person was gone. Coulter opted not to file a report. But police placed a ''special watch'' on her home.
NASTY CARD
Coulter called again a few days later. She had checked her mailbox and found an apparently hand-delivered pink and white envelope inside. It read, ''Ann Coulter!!'' Below her name was a cupid heart with an arrow drawn through it.
On the greeting card inside was written: ``Go [expletive] yourself.''
Oh my Gosh, poor Ann. Imagine having to go through life scared of people whose death and torture you've advocated!
Ann, I have advice for you: Join the military, or the national guard, or whoever will let your ugly, bony ass in. They will take you away from that home where you're being so harassed, and they will give you a gun to protect yourself! While you're at it, you can put your money where your mouth is, and actually maybe kill a few of those brown arabic-speaking civilians you think are a threat to your Palm Beach way of life.
And seeing as how the military is being taken over by "Christians", maybe someone will slip a bible into your claws, where you will read the following:
"Reckless words pierce like a sword" Proverbs 12:18
And this:
"Whoever would love life and see good days must keep his tongue from evil and his lips from deceitful speech. He must turn from evil and do good, he must seek peace and pursue it.
For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous
and his ears are attentive to their prayer,
but the face of the Lord is against those who do evil."
1 Peter 3:10-12
The face of evil can be found in your mirror, Ann.
And I think there's another bible quote, something about "you reap what you sow".
Ann, you are so lucky that liberals are such nice and law abiding people. You deserve far worse. Far worse.