I was reading a few anti-GOP bumper stickers today on my way to work:
The media is only as liberal as the conservative businesses that own them.
If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?
GOP: Small Tent, BIG Closet
And I got to thinking what the big ANTI-Rethug candidate sticker will be for 2008. The big one for Bush last time was "No One Died When Clinton Lied". I had that one on my car. I did a search at several sites for anti-Rudy/Mitt/Fred stickers. This is what we have...
I am not as impressed and think we can do better.
For Mitt Romney:
-Mitt Happens
-Dump Willard Mitt
-He Puts The "Ass in Massachusettes"
-The best presidency money can buy
For Rudy Giuliani:
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9-11
Copyright 2008
Rudy Guiliani
All Rights Reserved
-Rudy for Fuerher
-Rudy: Screw him like he screwed the 9/11 workers
-Rudy/Romney: Multiple Wives OK
-Rudy is a Drag
-He scares me, and his own family hates him too
This I found on a GOP site--I think its a slam to Romney. Typical GOP class:-OK he wears a dress and married his cousin, but at least he's not a Bloody Mormon
For Fred Thompson:
-Fred Neck
-Better Dead than fred
-Fred is no president. He just plays one on TV.
Man. Folks, we can do better than this. There's only one or two that are cute. Let me know what you think--and if you have seen one or can think of a better one for a GOP candidate, lay it out on the thread.
UPDATE: The ones in the comments thread are much funnier! Kos should hold a contest!