I believe lots of stuff. I believe that if you put all the stuff I believe on a chart, you'd find that I'm not very consistent. I believe that consistency is overrated. I believe that what I believe doesn't really matter much.
I believe most folk music is achingly bad.
I believe humans are evolved from other species, and the earth is several billion years old.
I believe that debates between an atheists and a believers are tedious and almost nothing interesting is said by either side.
I believe that there are many conservatives who are better and smarter than me.
I believe that George Jones is the greatest country music singer that there ever was.
I believe most country music is achingly bad.
I believe that some people pay too much for coffee.
I believe Maya Angelou is over-rated.
Speaking of Georges, I believe George III was a pretty good guy for a King.
I believe that some of the most interesting American politicians of my time have been Gene McCarthy, Jerry Brown, and Newt Gingrich.
I believe if it's easy, it ain't tolerance.
I believe that there is a deep human need to believe in the Apocalypse.
I believe that the cartoons in The New Yorker are not as funny as they used to be.
I believe that the present condescends to the past.
I believe that when I was twenty, I was very stupid.