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Rev. Ted Haggard's Top 10 Steps for Becoming Heterosexual Again
by
NYNC
Community
(This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.)
Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007
Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007
at
1:33:47pm PST
For your wife's next birthday, buy her a strap-on.
Throw away your Jeff Gannon beefcake posters.
Stop unzipping your fly when Sean Hannity is on.
Give back your daughter's Justin Timberlake Dick-in-the-Box video. She's been punished enough.
No more bar-hopping with Mark Foley. He's not going to Hooters.
Stop asking Tucker Carlson if he wants to hang out and "take his tie off."
Don't proselytize in the sauna asking guys if they've been "Touched by an Angel."
When Rudy Giuliani wore drag and got groped by Donald Trump, it wasn't pretty. Don't go there.
Stop watching HBO's "Rome" for Biblical references. You're fooling no one.
Next time you perform oral on a dude, pretend it's a really big clitoris.