Remember how well leaving an army unemployed worked out in Iraq? Let's try that shit again, only this time, it won't be the army, it'll be the general population, and it won't be unemployment, it'll be hunger.
In order to fulfill the three-paragraph requirement, I present you with a link and some profoundly uncivil swearing courtesy sexylosers.com:
LET'S STARVE A LOT OF IRAQIS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
What are you, some kind of fucking idiot?
God, you're fucked.
Your fuck is shit, dick-ass.
You shit for sale.
You've foreshit your quota, jizz genius.