I found the following articles stacked one on top of the other on Yahoo, like so many Jenga sticks. Holding the upper position is
this article, where President Bush says he is "troubled" by the gay marriages taking place in San Francisco. Beneath that item is
this article, wherein Bush is described as backing away from the prediction that 2.6 million jobs would be created, this year. In this article, Scott McClellan offered the following explanation, supposedly from Bush's lips: "I'm not a statistician. I'm not a predictor." Again, those are Bush's words, not his.
Okay, so Bush is troubled that San Francisco is marrying gay people, but Bush is not a statistician. Got that? Guess he won't be tracking the
number of gay people being married.
So, here's my challenge to you, my fellow kossakianitedewllers: what ELSE is President Bush/what else is President Bush not? Feel free to take inspiration from this source.
"President Bush is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster." ::chuckles::