Man, this parade only started a year or so ago, and I still can't see the end. The gaudy floats just slowly glide by. Already, it is hard to remember them all, and you know that there are a bunch more to come.
I wonder what the count is on Republicans not remembering stuff under oath since Bush has taken office? These guys just can’t remember stuff. They forget serious stuff like taking down a covert agent for political purposes...
"I may have discussed outing the agent with reporters if the record shows that I did, but, golly, this stuff is too hard to remember. I don’t know, I don’t think I keep notes on stuff."
They forget stuff like big meetings...
"Well, you know, the cookies made a big impression on me, but whatever the heck that meeting was about, I can’t say. I’m so sorry to be so incompetent that I must seem a complete bimbo, but... Oh look! A butterfly!"
Maybe we will get down to...
"Hi! My name is Karl, and I'm an Amnesiac (Hi, Karl!). I started forgetting stuff a long time ago. I can't seem to help it. I mean, who wants to remember that stuff?"