According to a D.C. Craigslist ad. It's part time and you can telecommute from NMI, Belize, or the wireless hotspot of your choice.
I'm thinking of applying, especially since the ad specifies "Hill experience is not required." I already have some hook lines prepared:
"Friends, Americans, Countrymen..." Yeah, I know it's been used, but hey, it worked for Shakespeare.
"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty, we are free at last!" I figure she could say this after a new Dem president is inaugurated in '09. I'm hoping no one will recognize it.
"...that corruption of the GOP, by the GOP and for the GOP shall not perish from the earth." It has a nice rhythm to it, and I think the new twist on an old theme will be appealing.
In all seriousness, though, I've seen so many good writers here, so go apply! Gain another audience besides the echo chamber on the blogosphere.