I was driving from Cincinnati and heading to Columbus to attend a meeting on technology and new products. As always I kill the time by listening to the hatred on the right wing radio outlets telling us all that Bush is protecting us while the church loonies are dancing around themselves yelling hip hip hurray the end is almost here. I used to listen to Air America but it's all but gone from the Ohio airwaves...NPR is good but you have to get a bit closer to Columbus to receive it at all...So the right wing-nut shit keeps me awake and I must add yelling back at my car radio how Hannity is an asshole...but he ain't the problem on this day...oh no...
Give me a few more minutes after the jump; Please.!!
Sean Hannity was spewing his shit and it was getting real runny. Then they broke for a commercial and low and behold I was blown away by one of the newest and crappiest ideas these people have come up with. They’re building a Creation Museum right dead in Cincinnati. It’s been paid for by...well...probably your friggin tax dollars, or a mighty hefty tax deduction you can bet.
CREATION MUSEUM
It’ll be open to the mass of idiots in July of 2007. How I would love to stand outside with my video camera for a few weeks just to identify every goon-head that enters. It would be a great waty to filter out the dumb from the dumber But I just don’t care to get that close to that type of insanity.
One thing I noticed pretty quickly from the floor plans is over half of the friggin museums space will be taken up by administration it states. So there’s going to be offices with executive types setting around and doing something pretty important I guess. But I’ll get back to that in a little while. First lets get a short tour.
The very first statement you see is
Embark on the adventure of a lifetime-where the past comes to life and ancient mysteries are solved.
Wow!!! Solved.....!!!!!!!!! But wait...there’s more to attract you and the kiddies to buy a ticket and become a witness to the liars and thieves that are.
Like the very beginning of the tour is a classy little fast food joint that’ll serve up the vittles...but they say it much more better than me:
Retreat to the café for refreshment or a feast. Enjoy a spectacular view of the lake and nature trails, or take a seat on the patio and breathe the fresh air of God's creation.
After stuffing your guts with Jesus Burgers then the next step next door is what else but the gift shop wher you can go buy a book or CD or DVD or a plastic bug...
Giant bugs—marvels of God’s creation—buzz overhead in our themed gift shop and resource center! Find shelves crammed with the latest books, tapes, CDs, DVDs, videos and other resources that’ll strengthen your walk with the Creator and embolden your defense of His Word. Stock up and tell others what you’ve discovered!
Next is the stargazing room where they show little lights on the ceiling and call it heaven and then a movie theatre that will convince you all that George Bush is the savior of those who give and give and give.
What I enjoy best is the Bible Authority room where they get off by calling those of us who do not buy their pack of lies IGNORANT according to this statement
The Bible is true. No doubt about it! Paul explains God's authoritative Word, and everyone who rejects His history-including six-day creation and Noah's Flood-is ‘willfully’ ignorant.
Well...there ya go!.....the big bang is bullshit and Earth was covered completely by water and only one family with a boat load of animals lived to tell the story. If you don’t believe that then your willfully ignorant say’s these idiots. The same ones who voted to elect George Bush and believe the rapture is upon us.
But more about this museum....they really do believe that there’s gonna be people busting the doors down to see this house of lies and liars.
I know that there are some of you reading this who believe in much of this and you have that right. But there is absolutely no evidence to back up any of it. Not the flood...not an Ark...not any of it. You’ll find that back then they didn’t believe in an Earth and a planet...they only knew the local geography. A large flood of the Tigris or Euphrates rivers would account for much of the Noah’s Ark bullshit.
Now lets get back to this large administration compex that this museum will house. Wanna bet they don’t strike up a Christian radio station there. And house a political group. A home study and schooling authority and being Cincinnati a unwanted child adoption agency that fails the little children by sending them to live with drug addicts and sexual threeways posing as foster parents.
It’s enough to make ya sick. We can’t supply our troops with the tools they need to stay safe...we can’t afford health care for everyone....we can’t do the things we should be doing but there are those who will waste millions to build a building to house the biggest lies ever told.
That’s my rant and I have every right to have it and tell it.