Outrage! It was reported yesterday on this very site that The Dark Lord of Freedom
TM, Big Swingin' Dick Cheney, was
booed off the field when he threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals' home opener! (Rage and froth at the
shocking, blasphemous video of the event! ) How dare these traitorous baseball fans exert their First Amendment right to voice vocal displeasure at a
public official whom their tax dollars employ? Don't they know we're at
war???
So, if you're keeping track, in the past year and a half the ranks of America-haters have swelled to include baseball fans,
counterterrorism experts, the
citizens of New Orleans, Keith Olbermann, grieving war mothers, Pat Tillman's parents, Canadians, anyone who
disagrees with David Horowitz,
former Presidents, librarians, and
62% of the American public. It has become crystal clear to us that the vast majority of Americans are, in fact, traitors to America. Our deep and abiding love for our land therefore compels us to strongly urge a vast new program of mass arrests and detention camps designed to protect this great and beautiful nation from its citizens. Stop the America-hating American public before it's too late!
Never forget: if you criticize Dear Leader and his minions for any reason at all, you are an objectively pro-terrorist freedom hater and also probably French.