The 10 Republican candidates seemed like Snow White's dwarves, each trying to outdo the other with his own stunted personality summarized by his moniker
Mitt Romney -- Smarmy
John McCain -- Crabby
Rudy Giuliani -- Slimey
Mike Huckabee -- Pious
Sam Brownback –– Snotty
Tommy Thompson –– Dopey
Duncan Hunter -- Spiteful
Tom Tancredo -- Nasty
Ron Paul -- Kooky
Jim Gilmore –– Sleepy