It’s hard work, but we’ve managed to uncover evildoers who are dumber than our president. The dastardly plot was revealed yesterday.
Six Muslim men from New Jersey and Philadelphia were charged Tuesday with plotting to attack Fort Dix with automatic weapons and possibly even rocket-propelled grenades, vowing in taped conversations "to kill as many soldiers as possible," federal authorities said.
Not to make light of any terrorist plot against our country, nor lessen the possibility (however slight) that this scurrilous bunch might have accidentally succeeded (like The Duchy of Grand Fenwick in "The Mouse That Roared"), but isn’t Fort Dix a military base, and doesn’t it contain lots of weapons and military personnel who have been expertly trained in weaponry?
This group of villains included a roofer, cab driver and pizza delivery man. Authorities were originally alerted to their brilliance
when personnel at a video store alerted the authorities after the suspects requested that he transfer onto a DVD a videotape of the group shouting about jihad as they fired assault weapons at a range in the Pocono Mountains.
Not since Richard Colvin Reid (aka Abdul Raheem) the infamous Shoe Bomber who attempted to ignite C-4 explosives in his shoe with a lighted match, has such genius been revealed.
With this dangerous plot exposed, the man who once deemed the continent of Africa a nation and proclaimed "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country" can breath a sigh of relief...the treachery has been averted. We can all rest assured that our country is in good hands.