(I'm bringing something I placed in a Diary thread here as a public service.)
Been typing all day about Dean's electability/non-electability? Are your fingers tired? Feel a cramp coming on? Brain hurting from finding the a 400th snappy comeback to the same tired dialogue? Afraid to rate anyone?
Well now you can solve that problem with EliteCo's new service! The "We've Beaten This Topic to Death, and Aren't Going to Change Anyone's Mind Anyway" template. Just Hotlist this Diary, and when you see another Poll post on the blog, an Open Thread, or a Baiting Diary...come on back and just copy and paste! Mindless repetition is now a thing of the past!
Just see the following....
DS = Dean Supporter
ABD= Anyone But Dean Person
Post or Diary Title "Dean is an unelectable Poopy Head"
ABD= My opinion is he can't win.
DS = Okay, thanks for sharing.
ABD= Now that I've proven my point, you're going to switch to [insert other candidiate here], right?
DS = You haven't proven a point, you've just asserted an opinion. No.
ABD= But in my opinion it's obvious! Refute that! Now are you going to switch?
DS = No. That's just another assertation of opinion. My opinion is you're wrong.
ABD= That's just your opinion, and you've drunk the Kool Aid! In my opinion, your opinion of my opinion is wrong. There, incontovertable evidence! Case closed. Now are you going to switch?
DS = No. Again, you're merely backing up opinions with more opinions.
ABD= You're still going to support that uneletable poopyhead!!! You raving idiot!! You're going to destroy the party!!! I'll bet you wear womens clothes and eat babies!! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!!!
ABD= Hey, I just was rated a troll! You Deanie Weenies can't take the truth about your poopyheaded candidate, eh? Censorship! 'elp, 'elp...I'm being repressed!
DS = Actually, I think it was more about that "poopyhead" comment. Are we done now?
ABD = So, you gonna switch yet?
DS = Sigh No.
ABD = But in my opinion....
(At this point DS wanders off for a more fufilling and intellectual discussion about "Joe Millionaire" with a footstool.)