Yeah, stupid screenshots, but this just made me go "..wow."
Image one, from the front page of CNN, in the little news story teasers near the top:
Holy shit! A pregnant woman chased pirates! Naturally, being a little bit disturbed and all about mindless sensationalism, I clicked, expecting maybe some sort of awesome story about a pregnant woman totally delivering the pwn on some movie pirate, and being the sick, twisted person I was, maybe a miscarriage. Sadly, I was greeted with this story:
(link)
Oh well. Par for the course, I guess.