I couldn’t resist.
I showed up at the movie theatre a full three hours early for the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix on Wednesday night , and after the hour long debate about weather or not Harry will die in Book 7... Harry potter is on my mind.
And I simply MUST KNOW what my Kossack Friends are thinking as they delve into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in eight days time.
SPOILER ALERT: If you haven’t yet finished books 1-6 (I’m looking at YOU, Stormey) you may not want to proceed further. Oh, and you may want to brush up on your horcruxes.
Popular Theories:
Harry is a Horcrux: How else could he read Voldemort’s mind, and get some of his powers? If this is the case, unfortunately, it probably means our hero will have to die before the end of Rowling’s final book. Break out the tissues.
Snape is Evil: Of course! Look! He killed Dumbledore!!! And, he always was a git...
Or, is it...
Snape is Good: Dumbledore must have ordered Snape to kill him. Dumbledore obviously didn’t want to sacrifice Draco and Snape to save himself, which is what would have happened given that Snape took the unbreakable vow.
So... What’s going to happen!?!?!!
I’m counting on the fact that Kossacks are as sharp with Harry Potter’s struggle against the dark lord Voldemort as they are with our own struggle against the Dark Lord Cheney