Poor John McCain. What a way to go down. You've heard about McCain's campaign co-chairman in Florida, right? A state legislator named Bob Allen was arrested this week for offering to perform oral sex on an undercover male police officer - for $20!
Well, I decided to see what the guy looked like, so I Googled for his listing in the Florida State House directory (link below). Pay particular attention to what he lists as his "recreational interest."
http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/...
If the guy likes water skiing or surfing, why doesn't he just say that? Hmmm...
Allen also offers an interesting choice of words in his statement to the press. He called his arrest "an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust on me and my family." Thrust, he says.
Another fun fact about Allen: he had sponsored a bill (which failed) that would have toughened the state's ban on public sex. How would he do that? I didn't see the bill, so I'm guessing...getting spanked.
And funny that he would sponsor such a bill. He was arrested in a men's room at a public park in Titusville, FL.
I wonder why Bob chose to support John McCain. Maybe he likes a guy who knows what it's like to be tortured.