Giving into the threats of the Democrat-controlled Congress, Vice President Cheney announced this morning that he will begin releasing records to the public.
The first record dump was supposed to be released late last Friday, but alas, due to persistent problems with White House e-mail servers, there was a delay until this morning...
Here's the record released by Cheney this morning:
[Chorus 2X: Dick - singing] + (Djay Rummy on backup)
You know it's hard out here for war pimps (you ain't knowin)
When they tryin to get this money for the gas (you ain't knowin)
For the ships, tanks and planes to kick some ass (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[Djay]
In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets
Gotta Holy Joe workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where you live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah
[Chorus]
[Djay]
Man American soldiers duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Kossacks hatin on me cause I got, hoes on the tray
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder
Bethesda's where I live, I'm White House bound
Where Dubya's all the time end up lost and never found
Man these Dems think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Hey I got a minority, and a few Dem cowards too
You pay the right price and they'll vote for you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off all these wars, yeah..
[Chorus]
What? You didn't actually think Big Dick was going to produce impeachment evidence, did you?