"That's a pretty fetid little orchard over there."
-Dennis Miller on DKos
Yesterday, my mom saw The O'Reilly Factor for the first time. She remarked, "He looks like a combative son-of-a-bitch."* Hoping to dispel any falsehoods as quickly as possible, I told her that Bill O'Reilly's mother was probably very nice.
Answer me honestly, Kossacks: Are we a group of haters? Well, let's see. We hate war. We hate not having national health care. We hate having to leave the rescue of our environment to a whole new generation. We hate sexism, racism, ageism, classism, fascism, unrestrained capitalism, and, yes, terrorism. Hell, we hate Bill O'Reilly!* Amend that, we don't hate him — there's no need to waste any energy doing that. He's just very irritating.
So it's true that we hate a lot of things. But in all fairness, whoever would like any of them needs a flush, stat.
The debasing of the "hate site" concept merits no more mention here. All I can say is, if we're Bill O'Reilly's biggest problem, he must be having a very boring week.
And if his lickspittles at Fox print this entry out and show it to him five minutes before airtime, I will be very honoured, and I will be happy to go on air and say it to his face.
* Twenty bucks says these lines will be taken horribly out of context.