Okay, kids, it's about time you face some difficult truths. It's not going to be fun, but you've got to do it. If we don't offer an alternative to the same-old, same-old Demopublican Party being represented by Senator Kerry, there's a very good chance that the United States of America will never again elect a president whose name is not Bush.
Think about it: Bush wins handily in 2004, ad then who do you think the Republicrats are going to nominate in 2008? Here's a hint -- it won't be McCain-Guiliani-Powell or anybody like that. Those kinds of people get to speak at conventions; they don't get to be president. It's going to be Jeb, obviously, and he'll kick the sorry ass of Hillary fucking Clinton or anybody else stupid enough to oppose him. Then what happens in 2016? Well, you remember the kid that George the First used to charmingly call "our little Brown one?" That's right. George P. Bush. Hispanic, good-looking, a lawyer, and a Bush. Just so happens he got married today. He'll be elected president in 2016 as surely as the sun will rise tomorrow. And if he somehow self-destructs before then, Jenna's the back-up.
Now you're asking yourself, wait - four bush presidents almost in a row, that's a national embarrassment and a hell of a coincidence, but it's not a royal dynasty. Almost, but not quite. Americans could still elect somebody new in 2020. This is where it starts getting interesting. See, some people out there in the blogosphere have posited that the Bush junta is wondering if it can find a legal basis for postponing the election should a major terrorist act occur right before the election. This is off the mark. The question is, what will they do if the attack occurs not right before BUT RIGHT AFTER the election? And it doesn't have to be this election, it could be 2008, 2012, 2016, or any election that the Royal Family actually loses.
I fear that they use the attack to suspend the result of the election. They could easily cram a bill through their rubber-stamp Congress that says that for the sake of national security and unity, inauguration day must be put off... and put off.. and put off. The next thing you know it's the twenty second century and George XIV is invading some harmless planet in the Orion Nebula.
Your read it here first, folks.
The only solution?
Why Elect Ralph, of course!