Well I tried to keep it a secret. These things just kind of have a way of sneaking out. But you know now, so no reason to hold back. I'm running for Senate!!! <confetti and baloons fall from ceiling>
And I'm running against that sorry sack of <insert graphic of horse pooping> Harry Reid! He took impeachment off the table against the boy king.
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BIG TIME UPDATE!!! I added the word BREAKING to my title! And a poll!! Uber sweet! :)
EVEN BIGGER MORE SUPER UPDATE!!! The Democrats keep trying to get English as the official language. I'm going to change it to l33t sp37k.
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By the way if you need that translated go to http://www.brenz.net/...
Well obviously I don't live in Nevada. So I'm packing up and heading west. (I'll need help moving by the way. Come on over. I'll order pizza! But you'll have to chip in.)
But down to the serious business at hand. These damn Democrats suck!! They won't impeach!! So I'm saying screw you guys! I'm outta here! For far too long we've watched the Democrats promote anti gay agendas. Far too long have they wanted to outlaw abortions, and put doctors in jail! No longer will we allow the abominations of human beings to torture and take away habeas corpus! No longer will we allow them to support warrantless wiretapping! And don't even get me started on them refusing to change course in Iraq.
These democrats and their "War on Terra" just aren't getting it done. So I'm leaving the party that I joined just because it was the lesser of two evils.
Oh and by the way...Buy my books!!! They're on Amazon!! Super reading with lots of pretty pictures!