Says I, and with a flourish of the hands (and a quick visit to the "forbidden site"), the truth of the "right" is exposed!
The fact is that for me and the vast majority of people in this country, the war has affected life approximately as much as events on Pluto or mysterious liquid ballet interludes transpiring deep beneath the sea.
"If you damned, dirty hippie Americans were just more interested in yourself and your selfish lives, you wouldn't be giving a shit about this war and would just leave Bush alone to be our big Daddy and take care of us. We haven't been attacked since 9/11 (all because of Daddy, of course), and don't we get cheap shit from China? What else do you want?
You just don't understand that Bush/Dick will always take care of us, so just don't worry your pretty little heads about it. All is well... All is well... All is RIGHT and well in the Homeland".
Granted, I cannot reveal all who support this war, to the end no matter what the cost in lives or treasure, as having made no sacrifice, nor having given a shit about those who have, but I give you all of the knowledge and wisdom at my disposal.
I haven't suffered. I haven't done anything to warrant being "sick and tired" of this conflict personally. I've sat behind a computer, and I've gotten on the phone, and I've written a few thousand words -- oh, woe is me! And a lot of the people who are even more "sick and tired" must have done even less! They sure do tire easily. They're huffing and puffing all over the place!
Emphasis mine, for your enlightenment. Use the wisdom well. And, GET IN SHAPE, YOU USELESS PILE OF EXCREMENT!
If we fail in Iraq it's going to be because the famously lazy and fickle American public decides that they're just too tired of hearing about the war on the news instead of just being able to save the planet by fixing global warming and recording 24 on TiVo.
Got that?! You "famously lazy and fickle (leftist) American"s are going to lose this war because you care about it! Give it up! How dare you care about American soldiers and Iraqi civilians dying for a stupid cause?! Dick/Bush say get over it already, "Go shopping!!"
So, we must go blithely along with the small doings of our lives, ever forgetfull of the blasphemy being done in our names, and trust, ever, in our Dick/(Bush).
How could Dick ever steer us wrong?
Maybe, you don't know Dick?