I am already starting to see the Headlines starting to form for next week -
"Dobson Calls For Boycott of FOX" &
"To Night on the No-Spin Zone: James Dobson!"
For those of you that have not been made aware, this weekend, FOX's hit show The Simpsons will tackle Gay Marriage with one of its characters coming out of the closet. This will put Dr. Dobson in a real pickle after his much ado over SpongeBob. Of course, Dr. Dobson claims he never said that SpongeBob was gay, quickly retracting his attack on this cartoon character.
Well, here is another Cartoon character that is OPENLY coming out of the closet and the show will OPENLY perform gay marriage(s). So what will Dobson do?
According to Nielsen, the average Simpson's Show is viewed by 5.95 million households, SpongeBob in only 3.28 million households. So Dr. Dobson's fear of homosexuality being spread is now on a bigger scale. So what does he do? Call for a boycott of FOX?
If he does nothing, he will be seen as a hypocrite, if he does something, he would be crossing numerous allies on the Right by showing their hypocrisy. How many of his followers watch FOX News and only FOX News. If he calls for a boycott or a fine, how will he explain it on the airwaves - will he go talk to Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity? And if he does, will he put Bill, Sean, or Brit on the spot for working for such an "evil" organization? Or will he go talk on CNN, which most his followers call the "liberal media".
Well Jimmy Boy, how are you going to wiggle out of this one? Here is a phone number you may want - 555-1BOY-TOY, ask for Jeff G. the Bulldog, he should be able to give you some advice.