The Decider decided that invading a country just wasn't enough . No, not nearly enough. We now have to stay forever. What does staying in Iraq forever mean especially when people who continue to deny vehemently that 216 Billion BBLs of oil is not the reason for us being there right before they said we have to "protect American interests"?
What if they came clean and said: it takes f--king forever to drill out 216 Billion BBLs of oil when people are shooting at you, so we need your tax dollars to pay for protection while trillions are lavished on a few companies that will conveniently locate offshore to avoid paying taxes unless we need more bonus money for enlistments and we've borrowed to the hilt and China gets pissed about us telling them no more lead in toys?
What would the reaction be? Would the soldiers who were shown on MSM before the "forever" speech saying "we need to stay here to finish the job" now be thrown under the bus? Forever means the job can't be finished. Right? What was the job anyway?
What does the soldier tell the spouse about their future together when they realize that tours will have to be extended to three years on and one year off? The Bonus money will help? Having China Repo the US won't be that bad? I hear that they have a new program called AFS ( all Five senses) so we can have virtual sex over the Internet that's piped right into these cool new car terminals. Reaction?
What expression does a Politician who bravely walks out with his fresh new talking points tell the media and his supporters about the Decider's new "forever" plan. Should he fake it and say "I have some wonderful news" and how does he react when a very large constituent says "This better be about your car insurance?" as he smacks his head size fist into a brick to warm it up.
How does the Highly Paid Experts Who Got Everything Wrong And Still Get Paid to be expertly wrong explain this new plan right after they told us the surge was working?
Can we now ask our Democratic Majority to start using their heads when the Decider asks for money because a Forever war can't be financed out of a single year's budget?
Can you think of some questions to ask? Who do we ask anyway? Nancy? Can you pick-up? Come-on back. We'll try to keep the digital feces to a minimum of three smellers per post.