I have reached a point of no return...
I can't stand this world we live in any longer!
Enouhg clubbing baby seals for sport and profit! Enough Republican sanctimonious holier-than-thou bullshit! Enougn chowing on our seed corn! Enough mercury poisoning future generations while we chow on their educational trusts! Enough Secret Service agents scrutinizing my idealist pacifist friends who couldn't swat a fly if it bit them in the arse as if they were somehow a threat to the orderly, clean, aspeptic status quo!
Enough of all of this shit already!
I am resolved to spend the rest of my days logged into Daily Kos and I won't even buy a subscription but I will click on every blinking ad whether kos benefits from it or not!
My new gourmet chef girlfriend can take her foiegras-caviar-truffle confit and stew with it! I can't deal!
I will only twiddle bits and master the
vagueries of kos HTML magick
until I'm blue in the face! I will ridicule every freeper/fundie opinion that enters range of my digital mandibles to the nth degree! I will make an ass out of myself making an ass out of people who don't even deserve to kiss my lovely spotty arse if they said pretty please a million times over!
I will rant and rave until Maryscott O'Connor declares me the true essence of this movement! I will throw science at you until Plutonium Page decides to holster her .45's and admit there's some method to my madness! I will snark like a genius until Hunter says I'm "disturbingly good"! I will piss people off until Armando screams I'm encroaching on his turf!
I will post and run, I will snark and hide, I will troll rate and cackle, I will suffer grand mal diaryeah until everyone, lurking freepers included, wonder WTF is going on with this shithead?
I will inspire congressional hearings, I will reveal gay prostitute reporters who suck the only dick God is proud of, I will criticize Mo Dowd until I pee green, I will even share my recipes for CORNHOLIO BARS whenever some idiot dare profane the name of my sacred mouthpiece...
THE DAILY KOS
Maybe I should join Maryscott at the next meeting...
KEEP COMING BACK
ASSWIPES
(Gratuitous swearing redacted)