I feel that a CRUCIAL issue in the Iowa Dem caucus has been neglected, i.e., what about the OrangeClouds115 factor?
Iowa is a veggie-corn-ethanol sort of state, so what if everyone writes in Jill Richardson, aka OC115, rather than the expected Bill Richardson?
If you forget who she is, see this foto from YearlyKos 2007, with OC115 in orange (surprise), and Eddie C in front of her, along with others around,
Am not sure who some of the dishevelled-hair type characters are in background, but whatevs. (And see here for the original Eddie C source, thanks Eddie!)
(MORE Richardsonia below--)
Now as for their relative political positions: let me provide some quotes (fictional, but close enough to reality) which help show their relative worldviews:
1.
Jill: "Let's eat more organic food!"
Bill: "Wen Ho Lee, I'll beat your *ss!"
2.
Jill: "Too many calories are killing America. We should eat more healthily."
Bill: "Calories! BRING 'EM ON!!!!"
3.
Jill: "Democracy is important!"
Bill: "God ordained the Iowa caucus to be first!!"
Well, you get the idea. No more quotes necessary... (Though check this "orange cloud"-related link later for a palate cleanser...)
And the choice seems obvious to me! Jill vs. Bill is an epic battle like that other current EEEEPIC battle of Romney vs. Chuck Norris, but I think we know who the winnah here should be.
Make your voice heard Kos America!! Jill, or Bill, Richardson?? Let's VOTE!!!