Full of flames again I fear
As upon my mouse I clicked
"Bill and Hil are corporate hacks."
"That Edwards is a dick."
"Obama’s worse," some users curse
"Oh, why did Al Gore bow?"
My uid was larger then,
It’s smaller than that now.
Kucinich voters then shout out
"What’s wrong with Dennis K?
Progressive views are all that counts.
His ears just are that way."
We’ve had our shills for Joe and Bill
Even Dodd’s could start a row
My uid was larger then,
It’s smaller than that now.
Trolls' comments landed everywhere
I rose to disagree
I memorized their user names
And eyeballed their ids
I can't believe kos keeps them here
He does it, though, somehow.
My uid was larger then,
It's smaller than that now.
A self-proclaimed unmadeup mind
But sure enough to post
Diaried that our candidates
Must never serve milquetoast
"Milquetoast," I googled the word
To spellcheck it somehow.
My uid was larger then,
It's smaller than that now.
As a new tu I aim my mouse
At the comments I do hate.
Diaries where they appear
Seem pro my candidate.
My candidate’s the best of them
Quite clear, no doubt, and how.
My uid was larger then,
It's smaller than that now.
Yes, my mind’s made up but I still read
To see what others think.
I diary to prove my point
That your candidates stink.
Good and bad I define you all
From atop my sacred cow
My uid was larger then,
It's smaller than that now.