So, having seen this on OpenLeft, i thought i would plagiarize the idea one step further, and put out a nice transcript of the epic encounter between King Obama, his sidekick, Axelrod, and the Blue Knight!
[OBAMA and AXELROD approach the BLUE KNIGHT.]
OBAMA: You campaign with the strength of many men, Senator.
[BLUE KNIGHT stares ahead in silence.]
O: I am Obama, nominee of the Democrats!
[Hint of a pause as he waits for a reaction which dosn't come. OBAMA is only slightly thrown.]
O: I seek the bravest and the finest politicians in all the land to join me in my cabinet in Washington.
{The BLUE KNIGHT remains silent.]
O: You have proved yourself worthy. ... Will you join me?
[Silence.]
O: You make me sad. So be it. Come Axelrod.
[As he moves, the BLUE KNIGHT bars the way.]
BK: None shall pass.
O: What?
BK: NONE shall pass.
O: I have no quarrel with you, good Senator, but I must attend the convention in Denver.
BK: Then you shall lose.
O: I command you, as Democratic nominee to stand aside.
BK: I withdraw for no man.
O: So be it!
[OBAMA approaches the BLUE KNIGHT, and they begin to campaign & debate. After IA, NH, NV, NC and Super Tuesday, Obama has garnered won. OBAMA steps back triumphantly.]
O: Now stand aside worthy adversary.
BK: (Glancing at pledged delegate count) 'Tis but a scratch.
O: A scratch? You're losing in pledged delegates!
BK: No, we're not!
O: {Pointing to totals) Well, what are those then?
BK: I've had worse!
O: Liar!!
BK: Come on you pansy!
[Another couple primaries and causes go by, culminating in the Chesapeake primary, till Obama is seen to be extending his lead.]
O: Victory is mine. (sinking to his knees) I thank thee O Obamacrats, that in thy ...
[The BLUE KNIGHT comes over while OBAMA is praying, kicks him in the head, knocking him over.]
BK: Come on then.
O: What?
BK: Have at you!
O: You are indeed tenacious, Senator, but the fight is mine.
BK: Oohhh, had enough, eh?
O: Look, you stupid candidate, you aren't winning in almost all delegate counts, most of the popular vote totals, counting by states . . .
BK: Course I have.
O: Look!
BK: Just a flesh wound. (She begins to kick OBAMA)
O: Look, stop that.
BK: Chicken! Chicken!!
O: Look, I'll beat you in Wisconsin! [OBAMA is kicked again] Right!
[OBAMA wins a stunning victory in WI putting him about 100 delegates above BK including super delegates]
BK: Right! I'll do you for that!
O: You'll what?
BK: Come here! Ohio and Texas are my firewalls! I KNEW you were going to win 11 in a row!!
O: What are you going to do? Bleed more support to me??
BK: I'm inevitable!
O: You're a looney.
BK: The Blue Knight always triumphs. Have at you! Come on then!!
[OBAMA wins 3 of the 4 contests on March 4th.]
BK: All right, we'll call it a draw.
O: Come, Axelrod.
[OBAMA and AXELROD start to cross the bridge.]
BK: Oh, oh, I see. Running away eh? Obviously the voters of Rhode Island are having second thoughts about you. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!