I drove down from Baton Rouge to New Orleans today to meet my big brother, and while there, he told me a good one about a conversation he had with a moron redneck co-worker. The guy told my brother during a recent conversation regarding the presidential election, "I just don't think I could vote for someone with a name like 'Barak Obama'"
My brother responded, "You recently voted for governor for a guy named 'Piyush Jindal' [referring to the actual name of Louisiana's new Republican governor, who calls himself "Bobby"]. Would it help if he called himself "Bobby Obama?"
Nice comeback.