It's at times like these when we need to just take a step back, relax, and have a good laugh at everything that's going on around us. It is for this reason, I started writing The Daily Dump
Check back everyday as I tackle the hardest hitting headlines with a twist of humor.
GAS IS HOW MUCH???
Financial analyst say gas should hit $4 a gallon by this summer. They say prices will be so high, instead of getting gas in regular, super, and premium, we will be getting gas in Tall, Grande, and Venti.
The gang community is outraged at the skyrocketing price of gas. They say, once they fill up for their cars for drive-bys, they don't have any money left for bullets.
In a related story, drive-by slappings have increased 300%.
GIVING TIL IT HURTS
Tax records show former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made over $300,000 last year. Records also show he gave about $30,000 to Charity...and Destiny...and Diamond...and Jesica...etc...etc...etc.
TAX TIME
A few of days ago, it was April 15th, the last day to file those taxes. Or as Wesley Snipes called it, "Super Tuesday."
I still don't think Wesley gets it. His excuse for not paying taxes....
The "Day Walker" exemption.
AMERICAN CHOPPERS
The oldest known set of dentures were recently discovered in Sweden dating back almost 5000 years. "I wondered where the hell I left those," said John McCain.
GIRL GONE WILD
A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in a sex act with an unidentified man was purchased by a New York businessman for $1.5 million. News of this tape has shocked the world. Who knew??????......That a man could actually last 15 minutes.
To see more of the laughable headlines, read on...The Daily Dump