So you wanna know why I'll never vote for Barack Hussein Osama bin Obama bin Hitler von Husseinagain? I'll tell you why, but first I need to ramble on incoherently about what an awesome democrat I am and how I haven't voted republican since the BEGINNING OF TIME! I should also mention that I'm a black man (even though I'm not) and promise on the holy god of justice and awesome that I'm not dispatched for McCain Points. Cause I'm not. For serious. And Even MORE for serious, I will (despite the fact that I am an awesome democrat and haven't voted republican since the BEGINNING OF TIME!) NEVER EVER EVER Vote for Barack Hussein Osama bin Obama bin Hitler von Husseinagain
Reasons below the fold
1-Barack Hussein Osama bin Obama bin Hitler von Husseinagain is a LIAR. A LIAR I TELL YOU. I don't have to prove this mainly because anyone who dares to disagree is a sexist racist misogynist nazi sympathizing holocaust denying ingrate who hates puppies and eats kittens.
2- repeat #1, but with slightly different wording.
3- I'm an asshole. I'm an unequivocal, bona-fide, selfish douche and I'm nailing myself to the cross because [MY CHOSEN CANDIDATE] lost, and I'm going to teach the democratic party a lesson by voting for McCain.
4-Screw you, alright, all of you, just screw you upside down with your pants still on with a wire coat hanger. That means you ladies. I'd rather see you all fucked up on back alley DIY abortions than admit [MY CHOSEN CANDIDATE] Lost.
5- You know how when your team gets to the final four, and loses, how you root for the other team in the finals so you can pretend your team would have won? Well There's that.
6- Repeat #2, but with wording slightly altered
7- Cause Kos and the rest of the liberal media are jerks or something.
8-Because Barack Hussein Osama bin Obama bin Hitler von Husseinagain is [List of derogatory adjectives] and [violent verbs] the poor [cuddly nouns]
In conclusion, Fuck all yall, GBCW, Eat my Balls and GO MCCAIN! I hate Barack Hussein Osama bin Obama bin Hitler von Husseinagain more than I hate war. even more than I hate all of you.
Update [2008-6-2 1:36:29 by Mikeguyver]: Did I mention every preacher he's ever known is the antichrist? and he's probably one of those gay homosexuals too. It'd be a goddamn greek tragedy if i forgot those important points.