McCain may deny it but what's this photo we've uncovered
that shows he's definitely part of the Bush family:
Bush Family Photo released through the FOI*
(*Freedom of the Institutionalized Act)
After the fold, the serious voter concerns plaguing the Senator from Arizona:
On the campaign trail, we look at the issues plaguing Senator John McCain among conservatives and independents:
Reporter: Mam, why won't you vote for John McCain?
Woman: I saw him make the pledge of allegiance and his hand was in his ear! I think that's eerie, unpatriotic, and unhygienic!
Reporter: How about you sir?
Man: Well, he refuses to wear a button hole with his lapel pin. I don't know how the pin just stays there defying gravity. It's uncanny, it's unnatural without a button hole! That's clearly unpatriotic--not having a button hole!
Reporter: And you sir?
Man #2: Well, I know for a fact that he used to study at Hogwarts, and his middle-name is "Draco" so I definitely think he's a you-know-what. And they're just evil!
Reporter: How about you miss?
Woman #2: It's the color of his skin. It's too pink. I only vote for my kind: flesh-colored!
Reporter: And you sir?
Man #3: I didn't like McCain's "bitter" comment. I like sweet, I like salty, maybe even spicy, but never bitter. It gives me gas.
Reporter: And you Mam?
Woman #3: Didn't his wife make that comment that this is the first time in her life that she's bought American? Well! I've been buying American all my life, although they're made in China.
VOTE MCCAIN! It's Insane!