Yes, indeed, America under President Obama will be a living hell, a wasteland where the Dirty Fucking Hippies run roughshod over free-thinkin' Americans.
He's going to take away everything that makes life comfortable and enjoyable. He'll make you freeze in the winter and bake in the summer. You SUV will be gone and so will your guns.
And don't even think about hitting the drive-thru at McDonald's because that's gonna be regulated by Big Brother too.
Yes, indeed, it's time for the hip waders because the hysteria is getting deep.
SO LET'S SUM UP what America would look like in an age of Obama.
To start there would be no more driving SUVs. No more Rush. For God's sake absolutely no driving your SUV while listening to Rush. No more eating whatever you want. Definitely no keeping your home as warm or as cool as you prefer. No capital gains cuts because they are unfair. Your guns will be banned. And if you have a different opinion on global warming? All those lofty supporters of rights for terrorists are going to strip every oil executive in America of theirs in a heartbeat, live and in living color.
Is anyone paying attention here? Today the targets are talk radio, oil, SUVs, or guns or debates on global warming and so on. But what about tomorrow and the day after that and the day and years after that? What freedoms will next be targeted with that deadliest trademark of an Obamalander -- moral superiority? What do we have when the sole purpose of the government as run by the chilling principles of Obamaland is to "use the political process" to remove freedoms large and small one by one by one?
Someone needs to speak it plainly.
The word is fascism.
Who is the author of this tripe, you ask? Who dares toss out the F word from his perch on the far right?
Jeffrey Lord, a former Reagan official, in The American Spectator.
Actually, life would be a lot better without Rush, with fewer SUVs and if we all went on a diet.
Here's my favorite:
Global Warming: The answer in Obamaland is simple. Not only should there be no further debate ("Let's just say that global warming deniers are now on a par with Holocaust deniers..." wrote Boston Globe columnist Ellen Goodman a while back), the demand is on for a Nuremberg-style trial for oil executives. Applauding the sentiments of climate "scientist" James Hansen, who suggested as much in a recent appearance before Congress, one enthusiastic denizen in the Daily Kos precincts of Obamaland put things more succinctly: "Put the bastards on trial on national television."
This is especially rich -- right-wing concern for the sanctity of scientific debate. These are the same people who have treated scientists who don't toe the Republican line the way the pope treated Copernicus for daring to suggest the Earth orbited the sun.
Of course, that's only hypocrisy and -- as we all know -- it doesn't apply to Republicans.
Here's another gem:
In this Obamaland vision the state would mandate that every heating and cooling system in a private dwelling include a "non-removable" FM receiver that would allow the government to decide the temperature inside your home.
Note to Obama: Please turn down the AC at my office. It's freezing in there.
Actually, I think Mr. Lord left off a few items on the Secret DFH Agenda to Undermine America once we install President Obama and force him to do our bidding.
- All writers for The American Spectator must report to re-education camps.
- George Washington to be replaced on the $1 bill by George McGovern.
- Baseball and football will be banned. The new national sport will be curling.
- Neckties will be banned. Flip-flops will be acceptable business attire.
- Vegetables in school lunches to be replaced by Krispy Kreme doughnuts.