Okay I was over at the Internet Movie Database (IMDB.com)
I went over to the John McCain message board. They have this huge thread "Describe McCain in three words..."
Comedy Gold!
If you could do me a little favor...let's make this a mojo fest too. Let's go down and give everyone mojo...IN THE NAME OF UNITY...IN THE NAME OF GETTING PRESIDENT BARACK TO TRASH FISA, ONCE HE IS THE PRESIDENT. IN THE NAME OF MY BELOVED DAILYKOS!!!!!! PLEASE HAVE A LAUGH AND SOME MOJO!
I'm going to post some of the funny ones over here. But there are tons of them over there! Keep in mind, this (IMDB.COM)isn't really a political message board. (And I still need help on the Keith Olberman board!)
My favorites in bold!!!
Here is the link (you may have to register):
Anyway, I think we can use the laugh after yesterday. The comments are great also!
Scrolled off the list before. So I wanted to repost this. After The New Yorker fiasco, not to mention FISA I think we need a laugh.
Also, the credit card diary is almost finished, so prepare to save some money in legal, just not normal ways (lowering interest rates and balance transfers.) Also, I got a lot of emails with people looking to improve credit scores...wait until I show you how to do that in 6 MONTHS I PROMISE!!!! It may cost you 3 or 4 bucks, but it will send that lousy credit score sky high. I will say this, my friend just filed bankruptcy a year ago, had his car yanked by the bank...did what I suggested...He's now driving a SUV - Ford Expedition (I begged him to get a hybird at least)
Is that a teaser or what? Anyway. Help me improve my low diary self esteem and rec this...now on with the FUNNY
MCCAIN IN THREE WORDS (SLOGANS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE!)
George Dubya Bush
the crypt creeper...
Stay.....The.....Course!
For... the... rich!
Neocon Traitor Fascist.
Stubborn Aging Warhawk
Very old guy
In your dreams
Richard Nixon sympathizer
George Bush Clone
George Bush Wannabe
Friend of Rich
Middle Class Enemy
Fools Dumb Voters
Prince of Darkness
Fat Wrinkly Ass
hella old, son
Engine of destruction
Cynical flip-flopping phony
Grumpy old man
Damn dirty neocon
President My ASS!!!
Non Compos Mentis
Joe LIEberman's boyfriend
Israel Lobby's Cat's-paw
HUNDRED YEAR WAR
GOOGLE KEATING FIVE
FRIENDS WITH BONNANO
"IRAN IS AL-QAEDA!"
NOT A REPUBLICAN
FRIENDS WITH CLINTON
Sam Walton's friend
Bill Gates' friend
Michael Dell's friend
Warren Buffett's friend
Common folks' enemy
Racist White Republican.
A big Mistake!
Smells Like Poop.
He Won't Win
Borrow and Spend
George Bush's Mini-Me
This Year's Dole
Washington Beltway Elitist
Beer Queen's Parasite
Great White Hope
JUST A PUPPET
Viagra x 3
Elderly hot-tempered warmonger.
- Too Damned Old
- Ill Tempered Methuselah
3. Abe Simpson's running-mate
Piece of S#it
Abusive, ill-informed, PTSD.
Friend to Lobbyists
Typical Bush Republican
In AIPAC's Pocket
Rove's Latest Project
McWar McDebt McNasty
Maniacal Bloodthirsty Jingo
Crazy Old Coot
Kristol's Love Object
Eager To Kill
Fanatical Bush Apostle
Profoundly Disturbed Geezer
Amazingly Cynical Politician
War Profiteering Wastrel
Too Far Gone
Off His Rocker
Nutzoid Neocon Ninny
Senior Moments Galore
SAVINGS & LOAN SCANDAL
KEATING FIVE MEMBER
Pander Bear Extraordinaire
Dull As Dishwater
Bush's Avid Disciple
Scummy Senile Snake
Fundamentally Dishonest Person
Proponent of Bushism
Dead Man Walking (Love this!!!)
Twentieth Century Has-been
Hopelessly Insane Bushophile
Master of Bushonomics
Bush Era Residue
Ancient Right-wing Extremist
Elderly Self-seeking Corporatist
Crusty Double-talking Imperialist
Alarmingly Reckless Israel-firster
Unitary Executive Wannabe
Pre-programmed Neocon Robot
Economically Ignorant Supply-sider
Ornery Obsolete Oldster
Diebold's Designated Winner
Bush's Soul Twin
Potential Nuclear Madman
Judas Goat Shepherd
Sold His Soul.
trigger Happy warmonger
Tired Bush Retread
Family Values Hypocrite
Aspiring Deficit Spender
Deluded Fear-mongering Militarist
Cold-blooded Crypto-fascist Jackal
National Debt Increaser
Bush's Loyal Servant
Cheney's PNAC Emissary
Deceitful Corporate-socialist Spendthrift
Neocon Trojan Horse
Hagee's Armageddon Crusader
Huckabee was better
Father Time's Grandpappy
Hotheaded Hubristic Hellhound
K Street Prostitute
Bomb, bomb Iran!
Past retirement age!
Sexist. Racist. Homophobe.
Bush Ass Kisser
Misguided Old Fool
Cheney's Third Term
Ominous Senile Plaques
Smash and Grab
End of America
Bigot, despicable, hack
Failed Presidential Candidate
Future Pepsi Pitchman
Future Viagra Pitchman
Behind the Times
Advanced Mental Decline
Decreased Cognitive Function
State of Decay
Bushism's Last Hope
A horrible choice