Louie Anderson made a funny on potlucks that was to die.
"Mom, the Joneses want to know what they should bring."
Louie bends over, cups one hand over the microphone, whisking toward himself with the other and whispers.
"Oh just tell them to come."
The poor Joneses, I swear if it weren't for the unused urn of their dear departed dog Rose G*d rest her soul they wouldn't have a pot to pishn.
Someone always shows up at the potluck that causes such a stir. This year, it's the Republican National Hoedown. And you didn't hear this from me, but I hear tell that this year it will be the Liebermans.
Politico's Johnathon Martin uncovers the plan to feature Mrs. Lieberman ... Hadassah, if you're on her khevre list ... as a speaker at this elections GOP convention.
That almost certainly means, as Martin points out, that Joe will be speaking at some point as well.
The wife of the once-Democratic senator...
He writes in his byline. How do you become a "once-Democratic"? You don't just choose to be Democratic and then unchoose it. It's a lifestyle. It's a birthright. And besides, I thought Joe said that even though he moved to the other condos he said he would "always be a Democrat." I think he was just trying to avoid having to bring the battery charger back. That would require looking into someone's eye.
The last time there was this much scandal at the GOP potluck was when the Millers just crashed the party out of no where. My goodness he was angry. He just looked so crazy, I don't like it when he gets like that. Does he drink? He looked like he was on the pot.
But Zel didn't run for co-chair of the association from those OTHER condos like Joe. My goodness he's gotten thinner, does she feed him? Oh look! He's wearing a GOP pin.
Well. That does it then.
He's dead to me. If he stuck a knife in my heart and twisted he couldn't have caused more pain. Such a paskudnyak.
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