After John McCain's maverick selection of Governor Sarah Palin to be vice-president, the McCain campaign released the following list of individuals who will serve in John McCain's cabinet if America elects McCain/Palin:
Secretary of State: Myrtle Finkbeiner, the secretary/receptionist at Dr. Smith's office on the corner of Maple and Main Streets (With 38 years of service to Dr. Smith and her father, Old Doc Smitty, no one has more experience as secretary)
Chief of Staff: Chief Wahoo of the Cleveland Indians (McCain gets a chief and provides the right wing with a red-meat, racist symbol)
Secretary of Education: Screech from "Saved by the Bell" (he went on to be a teacher you know!)
Secretary of Defense: Michael Strahan of the New York Giants (if he will come out of retirement, no one is better on defense)
Secretary of Transportation: Ralph Cramdon from the Honeymooners (he knows how to drive a bus, and he is a figher..."Pow, right in the kisser!")
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Heidi Fleiss (no one has more experience providing services to humans)
Chairman of the "Joint" Chiefs of Staff: Cheech Marin (seriously, who has more experience with handling joints?)
Secretary of Agriculture: To be named by raffle at the Idaho State Fair (only $5.00 per ticket or 5 tickets for $20.00--please get your tickets now while supplies last!)