if you're a member of the Christianist few
it really don't matter what you do
it's what you say that gives the clue
helps if your skin is the proper hue
and if you've converted a Jew or two
don't worry about that backdoor screw
instant forgiveness is your constant due
and if what you say ain't true?
if black is white and pink is blue
if up is down and bark is moo
well that don't matter either Lou