The other day, when Carly Fiorina claimed that both McCain and Palin were unfit to serve as CEOs for HP, but perfectly capable of running the country, Kossack wandering i commented, "Welcome to the Twilight Zone."
You have no idea.
Our country has been invaded at the highest level by Pod People. The warning signs have been there all along, but many people are just noticing now. Just like in "To Serve Man" above, the intruders seek to gain our trust and fatten us up before devouring us whole. How can we identify the aliens among us?
- Cult-like, socially inappropriate behavior:
- Inability to make "smooth" use of pop culture references:
- Failure to master the simplest human inventions, such as doors:
- Striking resemblence in behavior and appearance to known Space Dictators:
- Gravitation toward reptilian, shiny, scale-like attire:
- Hair that never moves, and a part and bangs that always fall the exact same way:
- Arguing in favor of something and then complaining when it actually gets done, and then using Peter Pan as a reference point to flip your waffle:
- "Braaaaaaaaaains!"
- Invisible Foot-in-Mouth capabilities
- Pathetic attemps to conceal super powers:
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: