Full disclosure: I was going to vote for Dodd. Now I'm clueless as to who I should vote for.
I've been a long time lurker at Daily Kos, rarely posting comments and even more rarely posting diaries, unless it was in the interest of posting for one of my clients. My favorite part of every day has been to visit the Recomended list to see what new morsel of news one might find. And generally there has always been something informative or substantial for me to chew on on that list. This last week however, its been not stop John fucking Edwards. This, sadly, is what has drawn me out of my shell to diary at Daily Kos.
These are the kind of nuanced arguments I've heard about John Edwards as of late.
John Edwards needs to drop out, or Hilary wins.
No he doesn't, and I'm voting for him, so suck it Obama.
If you vote for John Edwards you hate freedom, and black people.
I looked up freedom in the dictionary and it said, "Vote John Edwards."
Ralph Nader made a baby named John Edwards.
Hilary Clinton, a terminator cyborg determined to kill us all will not stop until John Edwards eats a gun and Barrack Obama uses his superpowers to stop her.
John Edwards can kill with his perfect $2,000,000 mane of hair.
I'm voting for John Edwards because he is noble and perfect and angelic and freedom and puppies and shit.
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For the love of god people. WE GOT THE MESSAGE.
Will the Obama stalkers, please for the love of god, shut your pie holes about Edwards ruining a perfectly good election.
And will you Edwards stalkers, please, for fuck sake, stop telling us why you are still gonna vote for him.
All of you, feel free to argue and bicker and whine in the comment diaries, put please resist that urge to hit the recomend button every time your candidate is mentioned. Seriously, WE DONT GIVE A SHIT.
And you Hilary stalkers, can you please, let us know if you are out there? I'm not sure there really are any here. Anyways.
WE GET IT ALREADY!!!
Seriously, there are far more interesting diaries getting neglected because all you selfish pricks are too busy talking about how your candidate surely is the second coming of JFK. We are in the middle of a very very tight primary, where every race is up in the air. Ladies and Gentlement, ITS ANYONES GAME. Edwards is still in this. Obama is still in this. Hilary is still in this.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY NONE of you will convince each other of anything different than that. So stop wasting my time with your itchy stupid recomend trigger fingers.
At least wait till after super tuesday when the media decides who the winner is for us.
There, now I feel better.