time, and aids to Clinton, Edwards, and Obama all say that they are pretty certain that their candidates poop occasionally.
I know, this is really sensational news. Who, among us could have imagined such a thing?
Given their records, and the fact that they've had multiple opportunities to divulge this information themselves, I think we will hear a huge public outcry. And, no doubt, this bombshell will dominate the news cycle and the media echo chamber until none of the candidates is left unscathed.
It's a shame that we, the supporters of these candidates have to deal with the mess. I, for one, am devastated and feel, truly, like I'm going thru a divorce. Personally, I've always supported John Edwards, but, I was sure he never pooped. Now, that I'm aware he does, well, I am certain his poop doesn't stink. I also have to resign myself to the fact that, he too, puts his pants on one leg at a time.
And Hillary puts her pantsuit on one leg at a time.
The Obama followers were also certain their candidate never pooped. Now, they too will decry "His poop doesn't stink."
So, the Obama followers and us Edwards followers will argue and throw mud, but altimately agree on one thing. Hillary's poop surely does stink.
But, as a woman, I feel the need to defend Hillary.
So, it goes.........