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(Satire) Top 10 Ways Giuiliani Could Jumpstart His Campaign
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Thursday, Jan. 03, 2008
Thursday, Jan. 03, 2008
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1:48:26pm PST
Dump wife Judith and marry Ann Coulter
To steal Mormon votes from Mitt Romney, marry Ann Coulter but keep wife Judith
Make his entire staff get "9/11" tattoos
Mail (anonymously) photo of John McCain hugging Bush and accuse McCain of acting faggy
Remind Huckabee supporters that he (Rudy) was once married to his cousin
Explain that making Bernie Kerik police commissioner was part of his elaborate plan to entrap him
Introduce a new line of 9/11 greeting cards
Promise to waterboard Britney Spears
Plant crack cocaine on Ron Paul and have him arrested
Thanks to Photoshop and the Internet, now all of his opponents will be seen wearing evening gowns