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Satire: Giuliani's Top 10 Excuses for Losing Florida
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Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008
Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008
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Elderly voters got confused thinking the primary wasn't until September 11.
Campaigning at high schools with former Congressman Mark Foley was a huge mistake.
Wearing wingtips and black socks with a bikini not a good look, especially at South Beach.
Constant talk of terrorist attacks scared all the Disney characters in Orlando.
In the YouTube video with Donald Trump, he should have shown more cleavage.
His wife Judith reminded Florida voters of former Secretary of State Katherine Harris (and they are all sick of that ugly hag).
He lost the drag queen vote to Hillary.
Everybody must have gone to the beach that day.
His campaign staff got depressed and wasted away in Margaritaville.
Where are the hanging chads when you need them?