Since I’m sick of (__________(adj)) diaries about (_____________noun/pl noun)), I’ve created the following for all of you who are "leaving, dammit! Did you hear me?!? LEAVING!" over recent events. I hope this makes it easier for you:
That does it! I can no longer ______(verb)here. You are all a bunch of (___________(adj)) (__________(pl noun)). When (__________(candidate)) (___________pst tns verb)) yesterday, I almost (___________pst tns verb) my (__________(noun)).
And those of you who have being calling me a(n) (_________________(adj)) (____________(noun)), well you can (____________(verb)) my (____________(noun)). You’re all no better than a bunch of (_______(adv)) (_________(adj)) (_______________(pl noun)).
(______________________(candidate)) is the best choice, and if you can’t see that, you need (___________________(pl noun)). You can take your troll ratings and (__________verb)) them in your (__________________(noun)). I’m (_________(action verb)) this place.
Trust me, I don’t say this (___________(adv)), but Goodbye (_________(adj)) (___________noun))! You won’t have me to (__________(verb)) around any more!