It's been a rough few weeks at my job as politics is the main topic of conversation.I work at a large Medical Center in New Jersey in a red county(yes we have red areas here in blue jersey). My co-worker Joe, Age 63, a Former Marine who fought in Vietnam until asthma permanently ended his military career, is retiring in 3 weeks. We have talked politics through out the years and Joe is left of center. Today Joe had a revelation.He wants to REGISTER TO VOTE FOR THE FIRST TIME. My reaction ,after asking over and over are you sure you never voted before? His answer was NO,NO NO everytime..... LET ME HELP YOU!
We have always agreed during are many years working together on politics...We agreed on how the election was stolen from Al Gore...How Iraq was a mistake...On how George W Bush is an idiot...On how Dick Cheney is evil and a criminal...On how the FUCK do you put an ARABIAN HORSE judge as the head of FEMA....On how the fuck can you OUT A C.I.A. agent and not get thrown in prison...On how George W Bush has run the economy into the ground...On how John McCain is too old (he should know he's 63)..On how the pick of the Governor of Alaska is "pathetic"...but the straw that broke the camels back today at work...."DID SARAH PALIN JUST SAY OBAMA HANGS OUT WITH TERRORISTS?" Yes Joe I replied ,"thats exactly what she said"!
Clearly Joe was ready to burst a blood vessel in his brain ,"It's time for me to REGISTER TO VOTE" , I replied "Joe I'll be happy to print the form off the internet ,fill it out and mail it for you"
THANK YOU GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN FOR GETTING ANOTHER AMERICAN TO VOTE FOR BARACK H. OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!