OMG!!!! RU excited for Sarah Palin's debate? I SOOOO AM!!!! GOOOOO SARAH!!! She's going to kick that Biden dude's WRINKLY OLD ASS!!! LOL!!! He totally looks like Drako Malfoy's evil dad in Harry Potter.
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!! Too creepy!!! My grrrlfriend says that Malfoy's dad, I mean Joe Biden, is going to win the debate because he knows about other countries and stuff, but she is TOTALLY effed in the head. First of all, Sarah knows LOTS of countries. The president of Russia is her neighbor, so she knows him the best of anyone. And she also knows people in Canada and the north pole and all the other countries. So there!! Second of all, this is America and nobody here gives a care about the other stupid countries anyway.
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Third of all, wait, I forgot third of all. Oh yeah, third of all knowing lots of stuff doesn't mean that you get to win. There was this really smart nerd in my school called Wally Lipschitz (LOL!!!!) and he ran for class president. But Kurt Hanson, who's like super hot and a quarterback and everything but he almost got held back for flunking all his classes even English 10 with Mr. Susskin who gives everybody A's even me, especially if you're all flirty with him. Anyway, Kurt ran too, and he got like 1000 votes, and Wally only got 3, and Miley Cyrus got 5 and she doesn't even go to our school. And then Wally got a whole bunch of guns and he was going to try to kill everyone, but the police got him, and now he's in juvi. So see, Sarah is like Kurt except that she only flunked in college a little bit and plus she's not a dude and knows how to be flirty. And Malfoy's dad is like Wally except that he's really old and not a psycho. Or maybe he is, and he's going to shoot everybody when he loses, and Sarah will have to save everyone. It could happen.
So this is what you have to do. Every time Sarah says something really funny and cool, you have to write down 1 or 2 or 3 smileys likes this :):):):). Or as many as you want. And every time Slidin Biden says something like super knowitall and dickheadlike, you have to write down a whole bunch of mad frownies like this >:( >:( >:(. And at the end, Sarah will have like a thousand :) and evil Malfoy dad will have like a million >:( and that's how you'll know that she won. YAY!!!!!!!!! GO SARAH!!!!!!! :):):):) And after that, everyone will know that she totally rocks and she'll win the election and then she'll be the Vice President and after that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the COOLEST PRESIDENT EVVVVVVVVERRRRR!!!!!
So I was going to a KOOL party for the debate where everyone drinks whenever Sarah says "bridge to nowhere" (which she totally kicked the ASS of because why would anyone want to build a bridge that goes nowhere DUHHHHHH!!!!) but I got effing grounded because I got suspended when I kicked Corey Fuffenkeffer in the nuts for saying that Sarah's not experienced. But Sarah has five kids and Corey has never even gotten to second base with anyone so I think that she has more experience than he does. So guess what I'm going to do instead????? LIVE DEBATE BLOGGING YAY!!!!!!!!!!! It's going to be the COOLEST EVVVVVRRRR!!! Just come check out my blog for the debate and I will totally BLOG your pants off!!!!
Also, if you haven't seen my awesome Sarah Palin Tribute Page, you totally have to check it out. I found all her greatest youtube moments. And I got Tina Fey pretending to be Sarah. I LOVE YOU TOO TINA!!! And did you know that Sarah has a vlog? IT'S EFFING AWESOME!!!!! You have to watch it!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOO SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!