McCain and Palin insist that there is some as-yet uncovered top-secret relationship between Obama and Bill Ayers, despite the fact that Obama fully explained the non-relationship between the two in the Spring, the media investigated and found that there was indeed no "there" there, and no credible person has come forward with any evidence to the contrary.
This, of course, means that there must be a super-secret relationship that no one knows about except the illuminati, the trilateral commission, and those folks who fly around in the black helicopters. IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Since, as we all know, those are the same folks that broadcast mind control waves into our brains with alien technology, it is imperative that anytime McCain or Palin brings up their Ayers conspiracy theory, they should defend themselves and the country by donning a tinfoil hat - proven technology against mind control waves.
I have to admit, however, I have my own suspicion that Obama is connected to Weather Underground. After all, he has to find out the temperature and precipitation somewhere!