In a counter move to Obama's purchasing a channel on Dish Network, the McCain campaign announced recently that they had bought a channel on Directv. Channel 360 to be precise. Unlike Obama's channel that plays a loop of his plan, McCain's channel actaully has a schedule with reporters and pundits. Below is tomorrow's schedule.
7am-8am: Fox and Friends
Today's show revolves around the economy and McCain's plan on how to get us out of this recession and bring economic prosperity back to America. Wait, just got an update. Nevermind. They will be talking of Ayers.
8am-11am: America's Newsroom
With the economy going down the tubes (not the internet kind), the team will discuss what impact it has on ordinary American's. However, this topic will probably begin at 10:50am. From 8am-10:50am, discussion will be on Ayers, Barack Hussein Obama, and his middle name Hussein.
11am-1pm: Happening Now
Well, if tomorrow is like the rest of this week, the stick market will continue to spiral downwards. Therefore, that would be "happening now". They will speak with experts Bill Kristol and Karl Rove who will discuss Ayers.
1pm-3pm: The Live Desk
As usual, as the title shows, they will use this show to keep track of McCain's heart to mae sure he is still alive.
3pm-4pm: Studio B With Shepard Smith
Shepard will discuss issues that are very dear to American's right now and what American's are most concerned about. Guests will debate Obama's ties to unnamed terrorists and oher terrorists to be named never.
4pm-5pm: Your World With Neal Cavuto
This hour will consist of ordinary people discussing what they believe means the world to them. Specifically, Sarah Palin, Joe 6 pack, and hockey moms.
5pm-6pm: America's Election HQs
Pundits discuss that as long as McCain paints Obama as a gun hating, bomb making, muslim name, terrorist friend chicago style politician, then he will win the election and bring integrity and decency back into the "Caucasion: House
6pm-7pm: Special Report With Brit Hume
Today's show will focus on how many items are shoved up Brit's ass. SPOILER ALERT: McCains viagra functioning penis is no longer one of those items.
7pm-8pm: Fox Report With Shepard Smith
Same as the 3pm-4pm time slot
8pm-9pm: O'Reilly Factor
Bill-O throws another hissy fit at some random person, sexual harrasses them, then pays them off. All in one hour. Oh wait....nevermind....Ayers and bashing the left wing media. That's a lot coming from an independent pundit
9pm-10pm: Hannity and Colmes
Interviewing Sarah Palin. Hannity drools. Hannity has orgasm. Then screams out Ayers during climax. ?????????????????
Enjoy the new channel.