I put this as a comment to the troll diary giving us crappy top 10 reasons that were supposed to be funny but weren't even slightly. I thought I could come up with much funnier ones and expanded it a bit...
- They got it wrong the last time. The VICE President is supposed to be the idiot.
- Many hungry comedians need the work that the McCain/Palin administration will bring.
- Maybe he'll let me drive one of his cars.
- I'm really sick of those goddamn fish.
- Finally, an administration who understands the needs of snowmachine sportsmen!
- Will declare victory in Iraq so we can move on to invade other countries.
- Went into voting booth thinking it was a changing booth and accidentally hit the button with an elbow while trying on a new pair of jeans.
- Gay marriage amendment will end the terrible heartbreak of gay divorce.
- McCain stance on all Americans being prisoners solves the prison overcrowding problem.
- Big fan of the movie Fargo.
- Because the only terrorists you want your president palling around with are the domestic ones.
- He's already got 10 houses. What's one more?
- It will keep him from behind the control stick of an airplane.
- We finally get a real competitor for the Washington Times Vice Presidential Swimsuit Competition.
- If we put the button high enough, he won't ever be able to push it.
- At last, the Supreme Court will get a chance to re-visit Plessy v. Ferguson.
- John McCain's middle name is Sydney and everybody loves Australia!
- We desperately need to defend America from witches.
- If I don't vote for him this time, I won't get another chance!
- Jesus told me to.