I went to the Fox News website story announcing Obama's commanding poll lead, read the right wingnuts fuming comments, then registered and left them this message, which may work by calming them down. The sports analogy was fun, try it!
Dear Conservatives
It’s time to stop the red/race baiting, take a deep breath, accept the inevitable, and drink your hemlock. Four years in the opposition "wilderness" will do a world of good for your movement. You can analyze the mistakes of the Bush administration that weakened America by leading us into unnecessary war and expanding that Big Government you are so afraid of. Fiscal conservatism died. Try to relax about an Obama administration. He is no socialist and he won’t change the flag nor the anthem nor will he take away your gun. President Obama will come out onto a playing field where the Right has moved the goalposts so downfield he can barely see them. He’ll have his work cut out managing the Recession and the Empire so you will have plenty to crow about. Expect Rush Limbaugh and Fox to pick up listeners and viewers. But for now, hit the showers, trade/waive your weak players, get a new coach, GM and some hot draft picks, new uniforms, a new logo, train hard and we’ll see you in 2010 and 2012. If you can’t watch, then look away as we pop our deserved champagne and dance in the end zone. That’s politics, that’s sports, and that’s America.