A little campaign ditty, sung to the tune of "Rawhide"
Palin, Palin, Palin...
Palin, Palin, Palin...
Palin, Palin, Palin...
Failin', Failin', Failin'...
Palin, Palin', failin'
John's campaign derailing
Looks to be clear sailing
Landslide!
John threw a deep "Hail Mary"
But states he needs to carry
Show margins becoming pretty wide
It seemed there was no danger
But he's become a stranger, and
Barack's on one heck of a ride
Show im up
Put 'im down
Move 'im out
Close 'im out
Shut 'im down
Close 'im out
Landslide!
Reel 'im in
Move him out,
Put 'im down
Shut 'im up
Close 'im out
Knock 'im out
Landslide!
Palin, Palin', failin',
Clear thinking she's impalin'
Republicans are bailin'
Landslide!
Her days are getting darker,
Though thought to be a sparker
Soon she'll be livin' high and wide
Hate's her biggest tactic
And not the least didactic
Head to Alaska and hide
Show em up
Put 'em down
Move 'em out
Close 'em out
Shut 'em up
Close 'em out
Landslide!
Reel 'em in
Move 'em out,
Put 'em down
Shut 'em down
Close 'em out
Knock 'em out
Landslide!