Hey, Sarah Palin
Hey Sarah Palin do you tell them in Wasilla
That four thousand years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla,
Is it true?
I am so fuckin’ scared of you.
As number two.
Hey Sarah Palin I think Alaska’s very pretty
With just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City.
Yes, It’s true.
Go look it up.
I’m telling you
Oh man, we’re through.
Oh, if you become VP
Oh, it’s Canada for me
It’s Canada for me.
Hey, Sarah Palin
Did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire?
Oh God, my eyes.
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey, Sarah Palin
Just because you’re good at shootin’
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to go negotiate with Putin.
Are you on coke?
This fuckin’ country’s up in smoke.
Oh what a joke!
Oh, if you become VP
Oh, what will it mean for me?
Oh, if you become VP
Oh, what will it mean for me?
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut you loon,
Your foreign policy expertise is poo.
Do you really think that a woman commits
Just because a candidate has tits?
Please tell me that this ticket isn’t true.
I thought that there could no worse
A candidate than Cheney I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you.
And McCain too!
Hey, Sarah Palin
Is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl who’s raped
She could not have an abortion.
It’s a new low.
Who knows just how far you would go?
I’d rather vote for Ross Perot!
Hey, Sarah Palin
I don’t know,
Where can we go?
Oh, if you become VP
Oh, it’s Canada for me
It’s Canada for me.
Oh, if you become VP
Oh, it’s Canada for me
It’s Canada for me.